Thursday, October 23, 2008

Caribou Barbie decides fate of the world

Right about now, two things are amazing:

1. That We the People of the more or less United States of America will elect a half-black half-white man with an African-sounding name President. How cool is that?

2. That the race is as close as it is, even with the infamous governor of Alaska on the ticket.

Just think if John McCain had made a really good, manly war room choice, say Chuck Hagel or even Mitt Romney, or best of all, I think, Tom Ridge. This thing might be in the bag for the GOP, and then where would we be? Back in the dark ages.

The suavely skirted Caribou Barbie (and her lucky-for-us likeness to Tina Fey) may save us from that, save us from our regressive recent reputation, save us from the deadly and dim chapter of recent history through which we might survive, even if the polar bears and the beaches of Florida don't.

Perhaps a thank you to Her Alaskan Cuteness will be in order.

Thank you, Sarah Palin, for saving the free world!

(And a wink-wink to Tina, too.)


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At 10/23/2008 1:55 PM, Blogger 1rfruth said...

She is one of the best things for Obama - go Barbie !

At 10/25/2008 10:24 AM, Anonymous Scarlett said...

You're SO forgetting about the oh so VERY silent majority. The throngs who would be very happy to have Caribou Barbie decide the fate of the world. And this silent majority will decide the fate of these United States of America.
They don't 'get in your face' but too, they will not be 'talked down', they quietly plod along, believing what they have always believed about America. She is good, she is strong, she will rise again, and she offers us the American Dream. We work hard for our earnings, we are proud of ourselves, and we won't whine about the fact that there are some Americans that have more than we do. To our fellow Americans that are making more than $250,000.00 a year ~ Good For You! We don't expect you to carry us on your backs. And we don't want hand-outs from our government.
Obama will be hearing from us loud and clear come November 4.


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